Insane Treasure Hunt For The Mysterious Gold Of Forrest Fenn

Treasure Chest

OK Forrest Fenn (LOVE your name, by the way… just flows off the tongue)… you ARE an adventurer…. and since I love treasure so much, your idea is amazing… and generous.. an expensive game, yes, but a GREAT riddle, treasure hunt, and adventure is worth absolutely every penny, and I completely understand where you are coming from! I LOVE the idea! I’m sure we’d be buds.. no offense and all due respect to your wife…

This is what Forrest Fenn’s Treasure Chest looks like closed (for those who are going to be hunting for it…

Treasure Chest Forrest Fenn

Happy hunting you treasure seekers around the USA and world even… may the best, most creative, daring, wily, sharp person win!

Why give it away for free when you can make them work for it… you are a great man Forrest Fenn!

Now you have given me an idea for my own treasure hunt right here in Kuwait… 🙂 Bwaa haa haa…

And for those of you who are thinking about trying to find the treasure… this is the poem that is supposed to be filled with clues, in full:

As I have gone alone in there
And with my treasures bold,
I can keep my secret where,
And hint of riches new and old.
Begin it where warm waters halt
And take it in the canyon down,
Not far, but too far to walk.
Put in below the home of Brown.
From there it’s no place for the meek,
The end is drawing ever nigh;
There’ll be no paddle up your creek,
Just heavy loads and water high.
If you’ve been wise and found the blaze,
Look quickly down, your quest to cease
But tarry scant with marvel gaze,
Just take the chest and go in peace.
So why is it that I must go
And leave my trove for all to seek?
The answers I already know
I’ve done it tired, and now I’m weak
So hear me all and listen good,
Your effort will be worth the cold.
If you are brave and in the wood
I give you title to the gold.

Some people are trying to say that Forrest Fenn made the whole thing up to sell books.. or that he really didn’t hide it.. blah blah blah… I think he did… I think it’s real, and the money is not the deal for him… believe me.. it’s the pure joy…

This is the book: The Thrill Of The Chase… exactly!

The Thrill of the Chase Forrest Fenn

THRILL OF THE CHASE:The Thrill of the Chase (A Memior) [Hardcover] Forrest Fenn (Author)

Thrill of the Chase: A Memoir

People who don’t have money wouldn’t understand this… but that is why, and it’s worth every gram and ounce of gold in that treasure chest… GREAT idea!

Forrest Fenn With Artifacts

And this is Forrest Fenn, decorated ex-military fighter pilot, amateur archeologist, author, and art gallery business mogul…

Here is a link to another of his books: The Secrets of San Lazaro Pueblo

Forrest Fenn’s Treasure Hunt… insane, crazy, wonderful, amazing, genius!

Insanely Dangerous… Rest In Peace The Latest Comer Of This Insane Sport… The Sport Of Swinging on The World’s Largest Rope Swing At The Corona Arch In Utah

Reading this news has saddened me… I guess I’m just not that type of thrill seeker….

When I watch this video on YouTube, I feel queasy and ill…  How do you feel?

Perhaps if you are an adventurer you would feel the thrill.. the people seem really excited, and the swingers are certainly happy!

But, taking your life into your own hands seems, well…. dangerous…

Evel Knievel rest in peace… Kyle Lee Stocking rest in peace… and all of you other thrill seekers.. Please please.. be careful….

And wear safe climbing gear like this stuff… pretty please with sugar on top!

ABC Complete Climbers Package

Abc Complete Climbers Package

Evolv Womens Climbing Shoe
Evolv Women’s Electra VTR Climbing Shoe

Evolv Mens Climbing Show

Evolv Men’s Defy Vtr Climbing Shoe

And also.. please please please read about climbing before you do it…

Rock Climbing Skills Book

Rock Climbing: Mastering Basic Skills (Mountaineers Outdoor Expert)

Mammut Climbing Rope

Mammut Supernova 10.0mm Climbing Rope with Rope Bag , Red, 60m

But, it personally feel that maybe this is more of the speed we are talking about…. let’s play it safe.. and don’t go too high!

Lifetime Swing Set Play Set

Lifetime Big Stuff Clubhouse Outdoor Playset (primary color)

Ok… yes… this IS my dream… so what?

Lifetime A Frame Swing Set

Lifetime Deluxe Freestanding A-Frame Swing Set (Earthtone)

Now.. doesn’t this look nicer than that nasty old rock?????

And if you absolutely MUST do crazy insane things…

the least you could do is wear an Evel Knievel costume while you are doing them!!!!!

Evel Knievel Costume Daredevil Outfit Adult

Adult Daredevil Halloween Costume (Large)

Child Evel Knievel Costume

Elope Evel Knievel Costume, Red/White/Blue, 12-18 Months

Evel Knievel Elvis Boots Costume

Speedy Adult Boots

Insane Poop Earbuds… Being Marketed as Chocolate Kisses..

Well.. yes for people of certain persuasions… these could be called chocolate kisses… ahem…

But for most of us.. they are poop earbuds…

Which gives new meaning to the words… are your ears full of “sh**”?

Poop Earbuds

Ankit – Toons – Chocolate Kisses

I’m not going to comment further… you decide, and leave your comments below… poop or chocolate kisses?

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