Crazy Insane Realistic Full Head Masks!

hamburger mask


I was in a masky mood today.

So, I have chosen some crazy insane masks for you.

Nothing scary here… I would never promote those… gross!

But, all of these are uncanny, weird, realistic, and just funny!

Imagine walking into a place with one of these on… like nothing was out of place!

Hey… you can’t help it if you were born like that.. or not 🙂

All of these masks are available on Amazon and you can just click on the images to get them 🙂

These animals ones are the most realistic I found.. there were others but they were conventional or boring… these were….. well…. insane (in a good way) 🙂

Black lab mask 🙂

black lab mask

Imagine wearing a suit and this to work!

This next one is so realistic that it IS scary…  🙂

Sphinx Cat Mask

sphinx cat mask

This one can be used for multiple purposes.. 🙂

Buffalo Mask for when you feel like a Buffalo Soldier (music video linked below to get you in the mood) 🙂

Buffalo Mask


And for when you are feeling like monkeying around….. cute and realistic!

Chimp Mask

For those of you who are super shy… why not go to work or school in this mouse mask?

Your friends will think you morphed into your real self!

Mouse Mask

This one is great… looks so real and if you click on the image, you can get all the other ape body parts, too! 🙂

(This one actually has a moving mouth feature!)

Ape Mask

For you fishy people out there.. check this one out.. I LOVE this!

Wear this one when you go to ask for a raise, if your boss doesn’t see the humor, resign and get another job!

Fish Mask

The next ones I chose because they are so insanely amazing!

The Tin Man mask 🙂

Tin Man Mask

Rasta Maaaaan….does this look great or what????

Rasta Man Mask

This one is great for when you don’t want anyone to recognize you… or when you are just feeling like a nobody!

White Face Mask

And, last but not least… whatever this is… I love it!

Crazy Dreadlock Mask

Insane Baby Costume Favorites

Historic costumes for babies

You all certainly know that costume time is coming right up.

I am not even going to give it a name because it doesn’t deserve one…. but there certainly have been some insane costumes put together over the years, haven’t there?

Check out this very creative baby costume…not

gross baby costume

Whose idea was that?????

And don’t click on that link unless you want more of the same….

Here is a creative Cabbage Patch Doll… me like…

cabbage patch baby

Then, you know.. that symbol guy who is back to Prince…. except he looks more like Little Richard…

prince baby

And, of course.. you have to have Frida…. yeah?  Ha ha… notfrida

Or…. no… the “real” Chucky.. this child will grow up warped….


Well…. when I was thinking about making a choice between doing gross costumes and baby costumes, after looking at the choices out there…. baby costumes won!

There are some seriously insane cute baby costumes out there… and here are a few!

Teach your child how to strut his stuff early with this peacock baby costume!

baby peacock costume

Get your son off to a good start….

baby octopus costume

And for the girls…. you know Lady Gaga would be proud…

baby girl monster costume

And, for all you Illuminati members… get your child ready for Bohemian Grove!

baby owl costume

Yes… you can find ways to torture your baby without anyone suspecting you….

viking baby costume

And another method of torture… girl torture…. people will even think it’s cute….

flower baby

Of course, it’s never too early to celebrate your German heritage with a stein of….. beer…. um, milk…

beer baby

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