I love pizza just as much as the next guy.
It is gooey, cheesy, tomatoey, doughy, and just absolutely YUM!
But, would I sleep with it?
And I can’t think of anything I would like to hug more than pizza… can YOU???
Lean on it????
Walk around with it in my pocket?
Or put it on my head?
Or my pet’s head???
And, of course, if you want to go whole hog….. the pizza costume, for your pizza wearing pleasure, and if you don’t have a magician at your disposal who can turn you into a real pizza….
Or for your pet to sleep on???
Do you love pizza so much that you would wear a pizza bill cap???
Or a pizza shirt???
Or Pizza Socks????
Or pizza jewelry, HMMMM?????
There are some insane people around who apparently would, for them, someone has invented and is selling these insane pizza items!!!!! HA HA
But if you are having a pizza party, then these things are mandatory…
And you GOTTA have pizza games at your pizza party… right????
And of course, for dessert, your pizza party wouldn’t be complete without GUMMY PIZZA!!!
And… DOI … DUH…. of course, no pizza party would be complete without the PIZZA!!!!
So, here are some pizza gift cards to make your own or someone you love’s pizza party REAL!!!
UFFF… I’m stuffed!!!!