Insane Giant Germ Toys – Give Viruses to Those You Love!!!

Giant Microbes
Giant Microbes – Heart Warming Mini Microbe Box (5 Mini Microbes)


OK… so .. toys … ingenuity, creativity, craziness… but this??????


Sweet loving, come in a heart box… VIRUSES!!!!!! ??? HUH????? For real?? Is this insane or what?

So, the next time you are thinking of what to give to someone for a special occasion… think.. GERMS!!!

Pox syphilis
Giant Microbes Pox – Syphilis (Treponema pallidum)

Here is a cute little syphilis virus… just what you want to give to someone you love… right?

Give someone THE POX!!!!!! … ok..

Giant Microbes – HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) Educational Plush Toy


Or what about giving them…. the HIV Virus?????? Even better!!!!

diarrhea toy
Giant Microbes Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) Plush Toy

And if you want to give them something warm and fuzzy… how about DIARRHEA!!!! Won’t you feel wonderful giving or getting a plush diarrhea microbe???? I know I would!

herpes toy
Giant Microbes Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus 2)

And, finally, for the gift that keeps on giving… forever… no cure, right? HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You KNOW you are loved when someone gives you HERPES!

Funny how the herpes virus looks just like a sunny smiley face, isn’t it?

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